Sunday, June 19, 2011

Stereotyping Our Lives.

Cowgirl, Micro & QB
This is us. We're three college girls living in the happiest city in the United States. Not to mention, the city most populated with really really annoying tourists. But that's another blog post in itself.

Life has brought us together. Oh wow, that was really cheesy. Although, it really is the truth.

This blog will be a collection of real-life adventures and mishaps purely for your enjoyment and our reminiscence.

Now, I'll let you in on the reasoning behind our nicknames (indicated above), before you over think it and confuse yourself.

 Let's start with Cowgirl. You could say that "farm life" is her thing. Her passion. She's way too modest to say that she's gosh dang amazing with horses and stuff. However, the more stereotypical folks in Cowgirl's life have categorized her as being simply a cowgirl. Nothing more, nothing less.

This means that every holiday...

horse socks, horse t-shirts, little plastic horses, horse underwear, horse posters, and the all time infamous horse calendar.

We coined the name Cowgirl for her mainly because...she hates it.

Next is Micro. We don't actually ever call her Micro but we once decided that this was an appropriate name for her.  The science classes she's taken have had a profound effect on her; she's paranoid, a partial hypochondriac, and she knows way too much about diseases.

Micro: microscopic, microbiology, microorganism, microtubule, microevolution, microwave....

Understand?

If your local library is closed or your internet connection is down, and you absolutely have to know why this rash on your arm isn't going away, or why you haven't had a bowel movement in days...Micro and her medical dictionary are ready to assist you.

And finally, QB.

"Quarter back?" you ask. Nope. Quarter black. Wuss up.

QB is our "in" to what it's like in da' hood. If it wasn't for her, we wouldn't know that Colby Bryant was actually Kobe Bryant, or that phrases such as "I gotta bounce, G." roughly translated means, "Unfortunately I have to leave now, but thank you for your company, it was much appreciated."

Stay tuned for our next post.  We have yet to release more fun and embarrassing facts about our "oh so interesting" lives.

Sincerely,

Cowgirl, Micro, and QB.